Body Fat, Awesome Stats, What is up with That?
Ok, seriously? My gym's body fat challenge finished YESTERDAY. Did I win? Did I lose body fat? Do I KNOW?
NO.
Why? Because some stupid woman at the club named Michelle "borrowed" the body fat measuring gadget and then locked it in her office SINCE LAST WEEK and NO ONE AT THE CLUB can figure out how to get it from her. Even though she works EVERY DAY. People, I am competitive, and there is nothing I like better than winning. How can I win when people named Michelle are thwarting me? How?? Arrgh. (Supposedly, I will go to the gym today and they will have the machine and I will be measured and I will win. I'll tell you later if that worked).
In other news:
This weekend, not only did I bike TEN miles to my cousin's house on Saturday, but I then ran SEVEN miles on Sunday. AND, AND, people? I ran the SEVEN miles in a record breaking (for me, which is what matters) 12:05 average mile! That is a minute off of my mile speed since I began training for this marathon, which is excellent! And, this morning, I ran four miles uphill both ways (seriously--I run uphill and then downhill and then turn around and run back uphill and then back downhill) and did it in 48:11, which means I still averaged a twelve minute mile, even running with a grade, which means I rock. :)
Also:
I've always had good teeth. I went all through school with no cavaties. UNTIL, right before law school my gma took me to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned and Dentist of Doom (DOD) said that I had THREE cavaties. Since I'd never had a cavity before and I was 24/25 years old, I figured my time had come and I had him fill them (without novacaine, which is a story for another day). Anyway, since these "cavities" have been filled, the ONLY teeth I've ever had a problem with are the teeth DOD messed with. In fact, I was recently talking to my mom about DOD and my stupid teeth and she said, oh, those? The dentist has been trying to convince us to fill those "cavities" since you were in elementary school. Which means, people, that THEY DIDN'T NEED TO BE FILLED. And I was bamboozled by DOD. And! Now! My Stupid Teeth Hurt! One of the fillings fell out last year and I haven't been back to the dentist (not DOD, because he is on my list, if you know what I mean) to get it fixed, because, guess what--once that stupid filling fell out, that tooth stopped hurting, so I just brush really well in the "space" where the filling was and screw the dentist. Last week, my other two fillings (they filled in the space between two of my upper molars) began hurting. Yesterday, I'm flossing and seriously, the pain that occurred when I got into the filling space was ridiculous. So, I look in the mirror, and what do you know, that filling has started coming out too. But this time, it hurts. So, now I'm going to have to find a dentist in my area (I haven't gone back to dentist since DOD, not because I'm afraid of dentists--see no novocaine--but because I think they are shady!) and have him clean my teeth and fix the filling and probably hear about how I MUST have x-rays and I have more "cavities" and I'm about to die. ARRGH.
In recap:
*Michelle is stupid, but I will win.
*I am an awesome runner.
*Teeth suck but only because dentists are lying liars.
*The Decider is insane. (That one's for you, dad).
NO.
Why? Because some stupid woman at the club named Michelle "borrowed" the body fat measuring gadget and then locked it in her office SINCE LAST WEEK and NO ONE AT THE CLUB can figure out how to get it from her. Even though she works EVERY DAY. People, I am competitive, and there is nothing I like better than winning. How can I win when people named Michelle are thwarting me? How?? Arrgh. (Supposedly, I will go to the gym today and they will have the machine and I will be measured and I will win. I'll tell you later if that worked).
In other news:
This weekend, not only did I bike TEN miles to my cousin's house on Saturday, but I then ran SEVEN miles on Sunday. AND, AND, people? I ran the SEVEN miles in a record breaking (for me, which is what matters) 12:05 average mile! That is a minute off of my mile speed since I began training for this marathon, which is excellent! And, this morning, I ran four miles uphill both ways (seriously--I run uphill and then downhill and then turn around and run back uphill and then back downhill) and did it in 48:11, which means I still averaged a twelve minute mile, even running with a grade, which means I rock. :)
Also:
I've always had good teeth. I went all through school with no cavaties. UNTIL, right before law school my gma took me to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned and Dentist of Doom (DOD) said that I had THREE cavaties. Since I'd never had a cavity before and I was 24/25 years old, I figured my time had come and I had him fill them (without novacaine, which is a story for another day). Anyway, since these "cavities" have been filled, the ONLY teeth I've ever had a problem with are the teeth DOD messed with. In fact, I was recently talking to my mom about DOD and my stupid teeth and she said, oh, those? The dentist has been trying to convince us to fill those "cavities" since you were in elementary school. Which means, people, that THEY DIDN'T NEED TO BE FILLED. And I was bamboozled by DOD. And! Now! My Stupid Teeth Hurt! One of the fillings fell out last year and I haven't been back to the dentist (not DOD, because he is on my list, if you know what I mean) to get it fixed, because, guess what--once that stupid filling fell out, that tooth stopped hurting, so I just brush really well in the "space" where the filling was and screw the dentist. Last week, my other two fillings (they filled in the space between two of my upper molars) began hurting. Yesterday, I'm flossing and seriously, the pain that occurred when I got into the filling space was ridiculous. So, I look in the mirror, and what do you know, that filling has started coming out too. But this time, it hurts. So, now I'm going to have to find a dentist in my area (I haven't gone back to dentist since DOD, not because I'm afraid of dentists--see no novocaine--but because I think they are shady!) and have him clean my teeth and fix the filling and probably hear about how I MUST have x-rays and I have more "cavities" and I'm about to die. ARRGH.
In recap:
*Michelle is stupid, but I will win.
*I am an awesome runner.
*Teeth suck but only because dentists are lying liars.
*The Decider is insane. (That one's for you, dad).
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